"Tell me the truth Tim, we're never getting home are we.." -FroggerK on never getting home.
"I remember one time I farted in staff resourcing while I was walking across Matt Seldon… and then I started slapping my leg to sort of camouflage the noise." - Nicole Berroya on office etiquette
"I say, Mister Darcy! I'd quite like for you to persue the derriere of my daughter Elisabeth, and if it is to your liking, enthrust upon it your oralescent utensil and sample her womanly delights." - Jane Austen's Ass & Assumptions
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